The Celtics actually won every title this century 2000-2002: didnt draft Kobe in 1996 to be nice, softened up the Nets in 2002 2003: Softened the Nets again 2004: Traded Chauncey Billups when he was a rookie so Detroit could win 2005, 2007: lost Tim Duncan lottery on purpose 2006: Taught Gary Payton and Antoine Walker how to play bball and win rings 2008: Won it all 2009: Took a year off 2010: Let Lakers win game 7 2011: Didnít trade up to draft Dirk in 98 2012: Let LeBron have a legacy game so he wouldnít end up ringless 2013: Gave Heat Ray Allen 2014: Tim Duncan lottery 2015: Hurt Kevin Love 2016: Didnít hurt Kevin Love 2017: Took IT out of ECF + let KD go to GS in Free Agency. 2018: KD Free Agency 2019: Didnít trade for Kawhi 2020: Softened up the Heat 2021: Cursed the Nets with Leperchaun magic + taught Khris Middleton how to have a killer instinct All the championships in NBA history were thanks to us. Youíre welcome.
Who are the Celtics again?
How about growing some balls and shitposting on your real account instead of a throwaway
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