This summer the LA Lakers decided Thomas Bryant wasn’t good enough for them.Then he went to the Wizards and Scott Brooks being the great coach that he is ,felt Thomas needed some time in the G-League.Then,Dwight Howard hurt his ass at an orgy.Next thing you know Thomas was tying wilts records,he was leading the team in field goal Efficiency,and playing with a passion and killer instinct none could match.Every game Thomas got better and better and now he’s about to get paid this offseason.Why?Because he plays the game like a crackhead .Going for rebounds out of his vicinity and Dunking on centers with AUTHORITY,Nobody is more intense and juiced up then my guy: Ladies and Gentlemen I present, Thomas “the Crack Mamba” Bryant
1. Nah 2. How are you going to call him the Crack Mamba and talk about him gobbling up rebounds without making some kind of obvious "hunting down the rock/fiending for the rock" pun?
Plot twist: OP is a crackhead
Yes I am
Because thats way too clever for this dude
Tbh Thomas bryant.became a hall of famer in mygm nba 2k18
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Iâ€™m really saving children out here
It is a crime against humanity and good taste that you havent been banned yet.