1) Marry the hottest broad ever 2) MVP candidate and All NBA first team 3) play ball with best friend for a max contract 4) hairline lower than Lonzo free throw percentage 5) no real championship expectations 6) two first names 7) Said the douchiest thing ever and people love him - “in situations like that I have to have the last shot” This dude is the goat, straight up. PG for MVP
8 - get a stripper pregnant
Heâ€™s not married. But heâ€™s been with the same girl (yes she was a stripper) since he got her pregnant the first time and actually has another kid with her.
You forgot he hangs out with the chillest restaurants
Hes so good that he got traded for Oladipo AND Sabonis
8) relates to the white-collared workers as he doesnt believe in OT tonight
Things go well I might be showing her my oh face. OH OH OH