Isaiah Thomas might be the only player possible of being beat by an average r/nba redditor. But hes still really buff and would be able to fight back.
Isaiah Thomas would fuck up the average redditor, heās got to be crazy strong to make up for his height
The average redditor is 14 with a severe vitamin D deficiency. IT would fuck him up quick.
Ill have you know my mommy gives me Flintstones vitamin D supplements every day
ā7 seconds or lessā actually refers to how long the fight between IT and the average redditor would last
Well I assume the average r/nba redditor would win them all because NBA players donāt want to hit children.
Sounds like a job for Adrian Peterson
Dude cmon picture the average fucking redditor
Fat, poorly grown facial hair, cookie crumbs on their stomach, living in their grandmothers basement [Basically this guy](https://youtu.be/iMMeO8S4qew)
You forgot basketball expert in your description.
Never seen this! Thanks for sharing
I can somewhat understand most of this, except for the fucking poorly grown facial hair. How difficult is it to just shave that shit off or just trim it every now and then.
this is all that needs to be said
dont some make a wish kids get signed on teams? theyre the only ones one of us could beat in a fight
Cant decide whether to upvote, downvote, laugh, or cry.
If you beat KD heād join you and help you beat up the next player you faced so itās probably best to fight him first, that way the rest of your fights are 2-on-1.
you need a 73-9 win-loss.
Probably Dirk. I know hes tall, but he can barely run.
He could still do that thing where he holds your forehead while you just swing side to side in the air though.
Yeah, but if you ever get in trouble, you can just run. He would win a boxing fight. But Im not so sure about a street fight.
People will say no because they are pro athletes but some people just cant fight so maybe but we will never know
Me and Lebron went to highschool together and i kicked his ass
I give this post 5 minutes before itās removed
Iād say 2
Its still up lmfao
You win some you lose some
Theyd be beating up 12 year olds so I dunno
When did the average age increase to 12?
I could take Ingram IMO.
Isaiah would fuckin wreck the average redditor. On top of strength, these guys are professional athletes that run with the other greatest athletes on the planet. The sheer conditioning alone would be enough to put any player over a redditor. I dont c
Tyler Ulis got into a fight and didnt win (Im not sure he lost but I know he didnt win).
We can all gang up on Steve Blake
I could take Dwyane Wade to the wood shed
Iād beat him at uno
Id beat him at basketball
Bobans sack is right in range of the average jab so maybe theres a chance.
No. Maybe an above average redditor could beat up trae young
Even earl boykins could bench 315 so probably not
I would never fistfight any nba player. The poor fool who attacked Curry would quckly realize that he has the fastest hands in the league when they get hit with the hundred crack fist. Other than Trae Young everyone in the NBA would fuck up anyone on this
Hed probably beat most of our asses either way
He said NBA players : (
Kat hes soft
Well John Wall would struggle for footwork at the minute
Isiah Thomas is a professional athlete, hes not gonna get beaten up by a mouthy 15-year old.
I feel like peak redditors could give some unathletic point guards a run for their money. The average redditor is getting washed by every NBA player.
I can quite easily take down the bigger, slow guys in the NBA like Embiid, Zaza, Porzingas etc. All I have to do is evade their attacks for the first few minutes and let them wear themselves down. Next, Ill be on the attack when theyre tired. Ill do quick
Steph,Kyrie and Russ can all get the hands Iām not scared of them and Iām bigger them except Russ Lance ,Marcus smart,pj Tucker would absolutely destroy me
Russ would easily execute you
Lol Russ just strikes me as the big muscular tough guy that has never thrown a punch before and is extremely clunky and uncoordinated so he tries to wrestle you while you just keep punching him in the head
Arent Steph and Russ the same height?
I mean muscle wise Iām taller than both